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му §ǒǘl,
му §рǐяǐт,му fёеlíйɡ,му ёмотǐóиαι... γα, ǐт§ ǎll мīиε.....

Saturday, September 6, 2008

W3ll guys, i dono what to post lol..
many ppl request for and "tou su" for not updating my blog.. >< >

学造句

老师  : "乳"也代表小,譬如乳猪,乳儿...
老师接着让小明造句~
小明 : 我家没有钱,所以买了乳房.
老师摆着,说重造一个.
小明 : 我个子低,所以只能跳过一跳乳沟!
老师飚汗, "也不算!再造一个!"
小明 : 真地想不起来,我的乳头都快想破了!
*老师晕倒*


可怜的小牛
有一天一只小牛哭着从鸡乡跑回去找牛爸爸!
牛爸爸看见小牛哭哭啼啼的便问 : "小牛,你怎么啦?"
小牛 : "我刚才被鸡乡里的鸡追杀"
牛爸爸 : "为什么啊?你们感情不是很好的吗?"
小牛 : 我只是开心地和它们道别,他们就立刻追着我来杀了!"
牛爸爸 : "你是怎样到别的啊?"
小鸡 : "我说     大鸡BYE, 小鸡BYE, 老鸡BYE, 全村鸡BYE !!!!!!!!!!!"


Finished see crap le..? hahaha..
cheer you all up nia.. got laugh ?? xD
k lar, here come a topic..

BF AND GF
BOY FRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND

hello there, i believe everyone know what is BF AND GF la kies, dont act stupid hor.. :D
k, then how you wish ur couple treat u lehs??
  • good
  • bad
  • cool
  • rude
  • care
  • patient
  • understanding
haha, stupid also will know sure choose to be GOOD, CARE, UNDERSTANDING AND PATIENT
but, what we wish will really get it? NO!! it may get sometimes, but not always. remember. not always.cz nothing is perfect =D
but can u imagine u have a GF or BF treat u like hell? just like a dog... when both you are sweet, good, happy, that absolutely like live in heaven.. but when one of you are angry, it's like hell.. angry really will become retionalLESS?? izit this the reason? NO!! no matter how angry, please dont throw out those silly hurting and fking words.. nobody can accept it if exchange with urself.. but, quite pointless talk to those PEOPLE, not animal.. even animal also know what is feeling and the need love too.. appreciate what you have, dont make it loss or spoil it yourself.. there is no U-turn, it's not on the road.. is on the HEART.. the TIME.. make your decide as well as use ur brain too.. =.=

*ps : it's not saying myself experience k*

Next.....

FRIEND
what is friend..? ask about urself.. :p
my opinion, friend is :
  • a person who can let u throw out all ur problem that u cant tell your parents
  • a person who understand you
  • a person who willing to help you
  • a person who support you always
  • a person who do not play backstab
  • a person who you can trust
  • a person who can help you
  • a person who bring goods to you *not mean profit la*
so, what your opinion about FRIEND ?? ask bout urself.. :D
=.= we dont hope a friend who like to say bad words about you or backstab on u.. haha, everyone noe that is not a good feeling.. :)
but, it's hard to say.. no matter how good a friend there's sure something dont like and say bout it.. SURE WILL !!
but, they think b4? if u r the person who get serve like dis, wad ur feeling..? wont be better than the victim too.. so, behave..
it's a sis of my friend la.. pity her =(
dont sad ba, u will meet a better one.. or better group ! haha.. life is full of tough and anything mar, jz treat as an experience lurrr..~~ :D

finish le.....

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